Speak up, I can't hear you!


Why don't you guys make noise in bed? I don't get it. I mean I know while you're having sex you're trying very hard to concentrate on, well something but come on, throw me a bone. Tell me something. Tell me, it feels good, tell me to keep going, tell me to speed up, slow down, get the hell off of me! Something!!!


I don't think you boys truly understand the power you have to turn us on by letting us know (or at least letting us think) that we're turning you on. We want to know that we are all powerful sex goddesses who can drive you mad with a simple shift of our hips. By the mere press of our fingertips on the back of your neck we can sping you into a frenzy, you have to let us know!


Here's what happens when you don't...
Literally in the middle of the act I start thinking "what's going on? why is this taking so long? what am I doing wrong?" then I start to lose my "concentration" and eventually lose all interest in the sex act all together. I'm serious, this happens. Sex should be some kind of communication. I'm not talking about pulling over and asking for directions but a simple moan and groan will often do the trick.


Now I know many of us still live in young 20's land where we all have roommates who we pretend don't know that we're having sex. I hate to break it to you, they know. And frankly, they don't care. Maybe they're even a little proud of you. So don't worry about them. If you're keeping them up with your sex noises just think that there are far worse things they could be listening to. My roommate, for instance listens to the ding of the elevator all night...at least we have an elevator. Anyone ever had sex in an elevator? How did you forget about the cameras?


So go ahead, tell the one you're with that you are enjoying yourself. I promise he or she will love it and probably give you a similar reaction back. Don't worry about the neighbors, they're proabably doing the same thing...