It is a small fucking world.

So I’m telling Amy (the threesome girl) all about Older Navy (nice nickname huh?) and she asks me if I have a picture of him. I tell her that I did a bit of google stalking and come up with one picture of him that’s on the website of the guitar store he works at. So I send it on over to her.

She says to me “Um, NotIntoYou…you do realize that Mark (boy from threesome) used to work there???” We do the math and they (Mark and Older Navy) are about the same age. I figure they must know each other. Amy IMs Mark and he says he thinks he might remember him. So I IM him the picture and he excitedly tells me that he does in fact remember him and that he’s a great guy. He asks me “How do YOU know him…” well, I tell him the whole story, he thinks it’s hilarious.

Then I call Older Navy to tell him our bizarre connected karma. He loves it. He says to me “now I’m even more excited about meeting you.” He loves Mark and thinks he's a great guy. I don't tell him that Mark and I have seen each other naked, but I think he assumes something...oh if he only knew. He also extends an open invite for me to come to NC any time I want…heard that before.

So things are going well. It’s casual, but we talk like every day. He tells me that everything he sees reminds him of me and I kinda feel the same way. I hear a song and think “Oh Older Navy would love this” or I go see a movie and I try to connect every detail of people meeting to my story. I think this is because I am selfish and solipsistic and I want everything to revolved and pertain to me.