"I had a sex dream about you last night"

now tell me, is this an appropriate response to a text message that says "merry Christmas?"

You're right it is. How funny that this is what my friend, not even a lover will text me in response to a very sweet "I'm thinking about you on Christmas" kind of text message. It really makes me evaluate my relationships. Especially my relationships with the opposite sex. I have a feeling that at least 80% of my relationships with men have some kind of sexual nature. It's probably more like 100% but I choose to ignore some of the sexual tension.

I can't help but come back to the guy I met who has slept with every single one of his female friends. Is this the way to go? I think just talking about it and not actually doing it is probably just as satisfying. I don't know, just something I'm thinking about. This entry sucks. I'm tired and full of Jewish overcompensation for the fact that Christmas is not our holiday but we feel like we have to celebrate anyway food. I must sleep. I'll write something better in the morning I promise!