Ladies. What's the first thing you do when you meet someone new? That's right, immediately go out and find as much information about them as you possibly can. So here's what I dug up on Cute Boy. He's apparently an awesome guy according to my sources. So awesome, in fact that he has a girlfriend who is apparently very very hot.
So that's it right? Immediately I write this guy off because he's an asshole who will get a girl's number at a bar. Ah but here's the kicker, they are in an Open Relationship. Pulease! I don't know if I can believe that. I mean, open relationship? That's basically saying "I like you, I like having someone I can cuddle with, have sex with, and bitch to on a regular basis. I don't like you enough to make a real commitment to you." See I just think that's bullshit.
So where does this leave me? If he calls do I divulge that I have this information or do I just play along like every other unsuspecting girl? I wonder if I can pull off fucking with his head? Like I have this very powerful information, I can use it to my advantage somehow. Any ideas? Where are the true evil geniuses out there?
"Having lunch with you is like watching an episode of Sex and the City"
So it begins, my dating blog. I will attempt to change the names of the people in this blog as much as I can in order to protect the not so innocent. We'll see how that goes. I'm attempting to keep this blog as a tool for my emotions and for your entertainment.
2 comments:
Ew. Better this, don't tell him. You are smart enough now to know that when you date openly (READ: date many, commit to none) you are free of any thoughts of this sort. His girlfriend must not realize this yet. If you going to be in a "relationship" you are not "open" this oxymoron was invented by, well, emotional morons.
If he calls, go out with him once - if you think you could date him casually with all the other gents...
But, for Chrissakes. If. it. looks. serious. get. the. hell. away.
Don't maintain a lie. Don't screw with his head. Don't do anything that will add to the horribly tangled web of deception, teasing and mind-mangling that we call a dating scene. SIMPLIFY. If he calls, just ASK him whether he's seeing anyone else. If he tells you honestly, then you won't have to deceive him and you can take it from there. If he lies, screw him (not literally).
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