I've often been told that I have the best nerve profile out there. I think so. So how come it's not getting me any dates? I wonder what it is about my prestinely crafted profile that is scaring people away? My theory? The Jew thing. I guess I really don't need to ensure that every guy I meet online is MOT but it's kind of nice to just get that out in the open. Anyway, what do you think?

Headline: call me the makeout queen

ME I am a: woman Seeking a: man Interested In: Friendship, Play, Dating, Serious Relationship Age: 24 Location: New York, NY the city that never shuts up..., New York Country: United States Area Code: 917 Occupation: Evil Marketing Genius/Rockstar/Princess Education: Graduate Degree Ethnicity: Caucasian Religion: Judaism, MOT seeks same Star Sign: Aquarius Relationship Status: Single Have Children: No Want Children: Yes	YOU Age Between: 23 - 29 Within: 10 miles Education: College Degree Religion: Judaism Ethnicity: no preference Star Sign: no preference Have Children: no preference Want Children: Yes
MY GOODS Height: 5' 1" Weight: 125 lbs Hair: Brown Eye Color: Brown	YOUR GOODS: Height: no preference Weight: no preference Hair: no preference Eye Color: no preference
MY HABITS Cigarettes: Never Booze: Sometimes Drugs: Sometimes Self-love: Sometimes Self-deprecation: Sometimes	YOUR HABITS Cigarettes: Never OK Booze: Sometimes OK Drugs: Sometimes OK Self-love: Sometimes OK Self-deprecation: Sometimes OK

TIP OF THE ICEBERG

Last great book I read

Audible presents, the daily show presents, America, the book, the audiobook, as read by Jon Stewart...does that count as reading?


Most humbling moment

Getting up in front of a orchestra of 15 year olds and conducting them in Danny
Boy...maybe last night


Favorite on-screen sex scene

Okay, I know it's totally cheesy but the post sex scene in Say Anything where they are like so amazed that they just had sex and are so totally in love with each other and 'In Your Eyes' is playing on the car radio...yeah I just about die during that one. Oh and any scene from 'Where the Boys Aren't'


Celebrity I resemble most

A few people in my office have taken to calling me Winona Ryder...and then ask me if I like to shoplift. When I had long hair, wear a tiarra, long black gloves and a mama jama necklace I get Audry Hepburn...and if you look just at my dimples, Drew Barrymore.


Best or worst lie I've ever told

I once told a guy in a bar that It was my friend's birthday (true) and she wanted me to make out with him (lie)


If I could be anywhere at the moment

Canada...just Canada


Song or album that puts me in the mood

Mazzy Star's Fade Into You (best make-out song ever!) Um by One Line Drawing, Anything by Martin Sexton, Gavin Degraw, and of course Let's get it On by Marvin Gaye


The five items I can't live without

My guitars, my computer, my cd collection, my copy of forever, and of sex tips for girls


Fill in the blanks

a guitar/piano is sexy;

the person playing it is sexier


In my bedroom, you'll find

I have quickly become a trading spaces and clean sweep fantatic so I'm trying to decorate (get more stuff) and rid myself of clutter (get rid of stuff). It's hard but I'm trying to maintain a healthy balance.

WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME

There's an 18 year old high school senior in Hampton, VA who wants me to be his girlfriend...if you don't date me, I'm doomed to a life of proms and yearbook ads.


I'm kinda a beautiful distaster and if you're into that, well then we have something to build on...Well let's face it, I'm pretty damn cute (or at least that's what my mommy tells me). I will write songs about you if you inspire me...and pretty much everyone does. I will let you pick the place but let you know when I just don't want to go. I'm a comfortable person. When I make spelling mistakes they ARE spelling mistakes, not typos and I just don't care. I'm an email junkie and I use a macintosh.

Oh and I am apparently the makeout queen


MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR

I'm looking for a guy who would wear a tie and chucks on a date.


I'm really looking for a sugar daddy who loves to lavish "his woman" with flowers and fabulous dinners...or someone to watch TV with...and still bring me flowers. someone who's as geeky as I am , someone who will bring me flowers...


So a few months ago I spent an amazing nite with a guy who I stupidly thought might be the one. We had the best time. Such a good time in fact that I refused to sleep with him because I thought "this might go somewhere...try not to give it all up in one night..." The next day he left for Italy on vacation for 2 weeks and I never heard from him again. So basically anyone who finds his behavior appauling, I'm looking for you.


I'm so tired of game players. If you like me, it's okay to tell me, it's okay to call me, really it's okay. I'm not looking for anything too serious but cut out the bullshit and let me know what's up.


Fabulous people only (if you think that you're the shit, chances are I will too)...oh and please no one over 30...ish.

Peace, Love and Crayons