Sex toys, love em!

I have been to Toys in Babeland two times in a row this week. After what proved to be one of the funniest Sunday night dinners with my girlfriends I felt totally inspired to head out to the sex shop and buy myself a new toy. I’ve had this one vibrator for a few years and I hate it (as much as you can HATE a vibrator). I was also feeling totally unadventurous compared to my cockring toting girlfriends. One of my friends and her boyfriend have a wireless remote control egg. This is probably one of the sexiest things I can think of. Basically it’s a vibrating egg that she “puts on’ or in as the case may be. It has a wireless remote control that he holds onto. Then they go out, in public. She could be standing across the room from him, talking to someone else, and he’ll just flip the switch. So hot. I think that might satisfy my sex outdoors fantasy.

Anyway so I went to Toys in Babeland in Soho. It’s museum like in a way. All these toys are laid out neatly. You can turn each one and hold it up to your hand to see how it feels against your skin. It could be quite overwhelming but I found it to be pretty damn cool. I stayed there for about an hour looking at each toy thinking, “How can older Navy and use THIS one…”

I left the first time with a silver bullet. It’s a cheap vibrator, shaped like an egg, with a wired remote. When I tried it out that night I realized that this tiny egg packs quite a punch. I think it may be a bit too intense for me.

Last night I went back with a friend. A friend, who surprisingly has never bought a sex toy. We debated for quite a while on which one to buy for her but we eventually settled. She got one very much like the bullet I got, but this one had a soft cover with a piece of rubber hanging off the end that “flicked” as it vibrated. Damn! I should have gotten that one.

So after my first excursion to the sex shop I called Older Navy to tell him about my experiences. I told him I was looking for the wireless egg that my friend had, and had found it but it was too expensive. He told me (with excitement in his voice) that he knows a place in NC where we could probably get it much cheaper. This could be fun. He also told me that I should bring the one I bought when I go down there. I’m a little worried security is going to think it’s a bomb.

Here’s the thing about that though. I mean, I’m an adventurous girl, but I’ve never used a sex toy with a guy before. I’m not really sure how that comes up. Like is it a planned thing? Are you like “You know honey, instead of fucking me why don’t you use this sex toy?” I just feel like Older Navy and I don’t see each other very often. I think I’d rather have him insider me (too much information?) than some sex toy. I can have sex toy loving every night in New York. I came to NC for (among other things) skin on skin.

So it’s 3:30 am and I’m awake because Older Navy just called. I can’t go back to sleep. I guess I’ll pack. Do I bring the bullet?